Blog Entry On A Well Known Petition Site

I just submitted this to a pubic petition site
in their member blog/ area.
http://www.care2.com/
They have 7,429,388 Members! Including me.
I'm happy to sign a petition I understand & agree with !
I do whatever I can to help our lovely planet and most creatures on it !
Do you think someone will read this & create a serious petition to

"STOP OR LIMIT THE PRODUCTION OF CO2 FILLED DRINKS &
RECREATIONAL USE OF BOTH DRY ICE & CO2 CARTRIDGES" ?

I sincerely hope they do ! I'll sign it quick !
Anything to help SAVE OUR PLANET.
Even if I have to drink flat soda & use my own air to fire a pellet !
And wait for natural fog to see some ! !

ARE WE REALLY TOO STUPID TO NOTICE
WHERE THE BULK OF HARMFUL CO2 COMES FROM ?

Just think of how many pop cans and bottles are opened
every second of every day on this planet alone !
Each releasing CO2 into the atmosphere !
And we release plenty of it late after we drink the evil brew !
How about the companies that create the CO2 ?
How much is released into the air while manufacturing,
transfering it to other containers & transporting the stuff ?
Now that I've said this to all who might read this.........
How soon before carbonated drink manufacturers and distributors,
special effects companies and the entertainment industry,
and air gun hobbyists team together to send a hit man to silence me ?
And how many soda pop addicts will join them ?
I bet they won't use a paintball or pellet gun !

Better to die saving a planet than to die of stupidity !

Here's the Blog:
Blog: REAL CAUSES OF CO2 IN OUR ATMOSPHERE !

Let's lay off the cows ! This is ridiculous ! !

Please don't disturb the natural actions of their delicate digestive systems !

Please check this out before you cavalierly sign anything
that may cause more problems than it solves !

http://radicalrosie.blogspot.com/

It is written tongue-in-cheek but it does address some seriously overlooked stuff here

COWS ARE GOOD FOR US !

Why did I not think to mention this before ?

A cow in every garage could furnish:
the Methane to Fuel your car,
the Milk to feed your family,
the Ozone to fix the atmosphere
the Carbon Dioxide so necessary for photosynthesis !
Let's not forget the water noted in my earlier post.
We need that too.

Oh yeah,
and if the cow becomes uncooperative or unproductive
WE CAN EAT IT !

Quite unlike the oil rigs we depend upon right now!

A POSSIBLE CURE FOR THE OZONE PROBLEM !

It's been right here under our noses too ! !

Since "methane breaks down in the atmosphere to form carbon dioxide,ozone,
and water" maybe the answer to healing the Ozone Layer is COW FARTS !
Heck ! I'm sure any farts will do !
All we need to do is figure out how to get the cows near enough to
the Ozone Layer where the fart would prove most effective.
(And of,course, far enough away from all of us !)
This may be the time coming we've heard about so long: "When cows fly !"

Here's another thought. This one seems simpler to me:
Since every space craft pierces though the Ozone Layer and carries astronauts,
all of whom are already trained to use a diaper instead if a restroom,
why not attach the fart catchers used on cows on them instead ?
The thus contained farts can then be released as a collection into a unit
that would extract the ozone created and deposit it into
the Ozone Layer as they pass through,
thereby helping to heal the hole the spacecraft just made !

Of course the astronauts diet would need to change to maximize the desired results.
It would be fresh greens, lots of beans and plenty of onions
for that adventurous crew !
Fail-safes would be very important as a leak or clog in the system
would result in possibly fatal gases being released,
causing some astronauts to keel over every which way,
while those that might survive the deadly stench
would be trying desperately to escape through a hatch !

You can tell I've really thought this out.
And I'm not even a scientist ! !
Maybe I'll get a reward !