Tuesday, July 3, 2007

A POSSIBLE CURE FOR THE OZONE PROBLEM !

It's been right here under our noses too ! !

Since "methane breaks down in the atmosphere to form carbon dioxide,ozone,
and water" maybe the answer to healing the Ozone Layer is COW FARTS !
Heck ! I'm sure any farts will do !
All we need to do is figure out how to get the cows near enough to
the Ozone Layer where the fart would prove most effective.
(And of,course, far enough away from all of us !)
This may be the time coming we've heard about so long: "When cows fly !"

Here's another thought. This one seems simpler to me:
Since every space craft pierces though the Ozone Layer and carries astronauts,
all of whom are already trained to use a diaper instead if a restroom,
why not attach the fart catchers used on cows on them instead ?
The thus contained farts can then be released as a collection into a unit
that would extract the ozone created and deposit it into
the Ozone Layer as they pass through,
thereby helping to heal the hole the spacecraft just made !

Of course the astronauts diet would need to change to maximize the desired results.
It would be fresh greens, lots of beans and plenty of onions
for that adventurous crew !
Fail-safes would be very important as a leak or clog in the system
would result in possibly fatal gases being released,
causing some astronauts to keel over every which way,
while those that might survive the deadly stench
would be trying desperately to escape through a hatch !

You can tell I've really thought this out.
And I'm not even a scientist ! !
Maybe I'll get a reward !

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